Cat 101

~You're SUPPOSED to knock him off of there...

... we have an imbalance in the UniVerse, I told you....





~ yeah... come knock me off of here... Ha!

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Hey guys, I think Mom's having aliens again...

Things are looking strange in the Dumb Dumb Forest and the fire fairy is very confused....

I believe we're experiencing an imbalance in the binary to bead ratios.

There's an awful lot of grid paper here...

AlienHive...

... and this is why my life is so weird.

I went to the shed to get my bike one day and this was there. Poof, just like that. Out of the no-where.

I had to pause. You would have had to pause too... this is the size of my head. This is a wasps nest from another dimension....

I was ONLY trying to build light... I don't know how this got here except that I'm suspect of my calculations and perhaps I left that coffee pot on...



Oh well...
If the snow comes and it freezes... then I'll have to ebay it...?!
CrystalAlienWaspSkull, opening bid $.99
Multi.Dimension.Activation... optional.... ;)



Eddie Izzard- Death Star Canteen

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I am a Goddess and DO NOT have to eat of the green bag....

~Who's your Bitch now...?

Who's chunky?

~ Just when I had her trained to leave the food bowl full, she takes me to the damn vet.

And THAT woman, love her as I do, pointed her finger right at me and then at Mom and said the F word.

Now I'm eating some kind of damn tasteless food in a green bag...

I AM the Boss....

That say 'Live' 'upside.down'

My animals conspire to be the boss of
my UniVerse...

But I am in rebellion...
Where's that damn bead!

~I have the biggest nose, I have the camera and I am the Borg.
They will assimilate...

Meow?

~Talk about a Cinderella story...

~Yeah....

~ "She's my bitch."

Sunday Afternoon Attitude....

So, I'm not sure what the rest of you cats do when your Human becomes obsessed with her rocks and forgets to feed you, but me?

I put my attitude on....

MeanWhile... Inside the Hive...

~ I was working on liquid light....





~ but I think I built a wormhole instead...



~ Then I got hit by lightening... and I've been 'here' ever since...





~ ... and where have you been?






~ Now I'm turning it into a time machine....
That I can wear on my ears.
Soon as I can find my beads...

To be continued...